9. Super secret memo is leaked revealing plans to enslave the white race.
8. Live boy or dead woman found in bed.
7. Invites his half-brother to a campaign rally. Brother gets high and screams "kill whitey!"on stage.
6. Photo surfaces of 8 year old Obama planting the bombs for William Ayers.
5. Obama rips off his human suit and reveals that he is actually Kang from Rigel VII.
4. Goes hunting with a top donor. Shoots him in the face.
3. Gets black-out drunk just before a campaign rally and says with slurred speech: "Now let me tell you what I really think...."
2. Secret video is released showing Obama chairing a meeting of the Legion of Doom.
And the number 1 way Obama could lose this election.....
1. You spent the weekend before the election sitting on your butt instead of volunteering and voting!
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