Monday, January 21, 2008

Bush's Resume for Taking Over Iraq After His Term Is Over

* Enjoys posing with weapons

* Would be right at home living in a palace

* Has already expressed a great deal of enthusiasm for dictatorships

* Is not afraid to spill a little blood to get the job done

* Good at rigging elections

* Gives two thumbs up to torture and secret prisons

* Has prior experience in the oil industry

* Would be in the perfect position to launch an attack on Iran

* Not shy about executing people

* Loves dressing up in military uniforms

Again thanks to Democratic Underground

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