Monday, January 21, 2008

The Next 10 Amendments to the Constitution

Kudos to Democratic Underground
Republicans want to amend constitution to match the Bible. Here is a start.

Amendment XXVIII


Citizens of the United States of America who choose to worship, or worship a statue of, anything other than the God described in the Old Testament of the Bible, shall be put to death.

Amendment XXIX

Citizens of the United States of America who utter the name of the Lord in vain, shall be put to death.

Amendment XXX

Citizens of the United States of America who choose to work on Sundays, shall be put to death.

Amendment XXXI

Citizens of the United States of America who fail to honor, or otherwise insult their parents, shall be put to death.

Amendment XXXII

Any citizen of the United States of America that kills another living being, shall be put to death.

Amendment XXXIII

Citizens of the United States of America who commit adultery, shall be put to death.

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